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A little ancient humor submitted by Bertil Johnson for your enjoyment:

Subject: Fw: Hilarious!!! Classmate


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN 'T LOOK THAT OLD.  WELL . . . YOU 'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

 MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.  I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.  SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
 COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?  UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT, THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
 AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.  'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,” HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
”WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?”  I ASKED.  HE ANSWERED, “IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK?”  ”YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED.  HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.  THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-%*$#@ ASKED ME, “WHAT DID YOU TEACH?”